My desk...

...is a mess.

You know how when someone has an organ transplant, the antibodies in their body will attack the organ because they recognize it as an invader? Well, that's what I think is happening with my workspace, only this time my desk is the organ and the antibodies are all the pieces of paper and file folders that are attacking it with great gusto.

And I was having a little bit of a shame-fest over it (without actually doing anything to resolve it, of course) until I found this.